I
have studied in Osmania University. I have heard many jokes extolling the
virtues of being a student from a university that is 100 years old. Here
are two of them.
1.
Two university students were in a rest room. One of them was from Osmania
University and the other is from X university. The students were at the wash
basin. The X university student cleaned his hands liberally and said “We
students from X university always clean our hand after pissing".
The
Osmania University student coolly looked on and remarked “We Osmania university students do not piss in our hands"
2.
A group of Osmania University was traveling to Goa on an industrial visit.
They discovered that X university student group was also traveling in the same
compartment. X University students discovered that the entire set of Osmania University
had a single ticket among them.
X
University students were totally convinced that the Osmania University students
would be caught and taken off the train. Osmania University students rushed off
to the toilet the minute they saw the ticket checker.
The
ticket checker stopped at the toilet, knocked on the door and said "ticket
please?" One hand shot out and showed ONE
TICKET. This trickery was noticed by X University students.
On
the return journey X University students bought one ticket and the Osmania University
students did not buy any. This time the X University students were sure that that
the Osmania University students would be caught this time.
The
minute the TC (Ticket collector stating checking tickets both the University students
rushed to the toilets. X University students locked themselves in one of the toilet
and the Osmania University students locked themselves in the opposite toilet.
One
Osmania University student emerged of of their toilet, knocked on the opposite toilet
(the toilet having the students of X university) and said “TICKET PLEASE?"
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